Love, Louisiana

Three men were sitting together bragging about howthey had given their new wives duties.The first man had married a woman from Connecticut,and bragged that he had told his wife she was going todo all the dishes and house cleaning that needed doneat their house. He said that it took a couple days buton the third day he came home to a clean house and thedishes were all washed and put away.The second man had married a woman from Iowa. Hebragged that he had given his wife orders that she wasto do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. Hetold them that the first day he didn't see anyresults, but the next day it was better. By the thirdday, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and hehad a huge dinner on the table.The third man had married a Louisiana girl. Heboasted that he told her that her duties were to keepthe house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundrywashed and hot meals on the table for every meal. Hesaid the first day he didn't see anything, the secondday he didn't see anything, but by the third day mostof the swelling had gone down and he could see alittle out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself abite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone alandscaper.GOT TO LOVE THOSE GIRLS FROM LOUISIANA.